Women's language

People (usually men) say women's hearts are as deep as the sea. And that we mean what we didn't say and we say what we didn't mean :p On the superficial level it seems like just another stereotyped comment hurled at us. But usually such comments do bear some relevance to women's behaviors i guess. As for me, i have said 'no' many times when what i wanted to say was a "yes". And why did i do that? I think when we (okay no generalisation) I ,say no i expect the person to read between the lines and i expect the person to understand that i'm just too egoistical to say 'Yes". Ahh..people don't understand how difficult it is to be a women...confusing 'man'kind is not an easy job but we are fairing well i guess ;-) Just few tips..for women (how to say it) and man(how to read between lines)

WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.

We need... = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk... = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Am I fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

In response to What’s wrong?:

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an idiot!